At 23 years old, people begin to ask me the same repetitive and annoying questions each and every time I see them. I love these people, and they are only doing it out of love, but just because I haven't paved my life out in the exact same timeline you have does not mean that I am doomed to go no where. I can guarantee the majority of you reading this are in the same position as me, and you are sick of it. So, if anyone ever asks you these any of these 10 questions feel free to kindly shove this post down their throats.
1. Why aren't you dating someone/engaged/married yet?
I proudly have an intense, loud, and overall insane personality. My milkshake sure doesn't bring the boys to the yard, and I am OK with that.
2. Don't you want to get married and start a family?
In case you didn't know, there isn't an age limit on how old you have to be to get married, so calm down.
3. Do you ever get lonely?
I find myself to be quite hilarious, no one can make me laugh like I can...but also wine, it is a good companion.
4. Can I set you up?
Seriously, I have no interest in meeting your best friend's neighbors third cousin who just moved to Arizona but thanks anyways.
5. When are you going to move out of your parents house?
If that is an invitation to provide me free rent, food, and gas then I will move out yesterday.
6. Does your tattoo mean anything?
Nope, I just decided to have a needle burn in to my flesh for hours just because I thought a butterfly was pretty.
7. How much money will you/do you make?
In what universe is this an appropriate question to ask someone?
8. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I see nothing wrong with that life goal.
9. Do you really think that's the best way to spend your money?
You don't see me judging you on the million Starbucks specialty drinks, obnoxious amount of yoga pants, and over abundance of Victoria's Secret items you purchase.
10. Aren't you a little too old for that?
Disney for the win, no other answer is necessary.
KTHANKSBYE.
